It is with a heavy heart...

It is with a heavy heart I must inform you all that I am crazy. No seriously, I am crazy. It all started on Saturday when I got this as my fortune:
For those of you that may have trouble reading it, my fortune reads:

Q. What is red and smells like pork. (Do you notice it doesn’t even have a question mark?? I did. Torture by improper punctuation. )

A. Sweet and Sour Pork.

That is not a fortune. A riddle, well maybe in a loose sense of the word perhaps. An advertisement for their Sweet and Sour Pork, quite possibly, but a fortune? Oh hell no. That’s when I knew, right there, that Paul’s mother has been right all along, THEY are out to get me.

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